You Wouldn't Last An Hour - Unisex T-Shirt

Step into the world of Detroit football fandom with this one-of-a-kind tee that’s a tribute to resilience, loyalty, and the grit it takes to stand by your team—no matter how hard the times get. It's a shirt that is only for the fans who've been around for a while. The front of this shirt proudly (or maybe not so proudly?) displays "The Tortured Fans Department" in bold lettering, a badge of honor for anyone who’s weathered the Lions’ toughest seasons.

The back features a striking image of an ashamed fan, face hidden under a paper bag, evoking those infamous winless days that tested even the most die-hard fans. Surrounding the graphic are the haunting lyrics, “You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.”

Because let’s face it—being a Lions fan then was not for the faint of heart.

Product Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras