You Wouldn't Last An Hour - Unisex Hoodie

Step into the world of Detroit football fandom with this one-of-a-kind tee that’s a tribute to resilience, loyalty, and the grit it takes to stand by your team—no matter how hard the times get. It's a shirt that is only for the fans who've been around for a while. The front of this shirt proudly (or maybe not so proudly?) displays "The Tortured Fans Department" in bold lettering, a badge of honor for anyone who’s weathered the Lions’ toughest seasons.

The back features a striking image of an ashamed fan, face hidden under a paper bag, evoking those infamous winless days that tested even the most die-hard fans. Surrounding the graphic are the haunting lyrics, “You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.”

Because let’s face it—being a Lions fan then was not for the faint of heart.

Product Details:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador